February 2012
why do people post pictures of them cutting themselves on the internet…………………………………. sooper scooper awkward
I really want pizza right now like soOoOoOo bad but I cant have it so I’m just gonna look at pictures of pizza on my dominos app and cry
Commercial: Using "gay" to mean dumb or stupid is not cool, it's offensive to gay people and you're better than that
Me: No I'm not
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if my sister woke up one day as 6 blades of grass tied together by hair she would be like 328 times more interesting all around
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hyrulean-princess:
That hilarious moment when your ex does not realize how knee-deep in pussy you are and mistakes your friendly apology for a try at asking for him back. Nah bruh. You good. Nothing is blowing my high right now. Not shit.
preach it qurl
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I like to write my essays by hand.
mynameis-auntsarah:
I also like elephants and bananas.
I really like peanut butter too.
Yep.
Oh, and jellyfish.
I like them too.
thank god i know this now its vital information for my everyday life
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annakimsturr:
I hate sneezing when I’m on my period. It’s like a waterfall of blood coming out of your vagina..
is this what the personal tag holds for me tonight because if so i am in for a real treat
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things i enjoyed about ghost rider 2:
leaving the theater
i love it when i walk in on my mom watching degrassi reruns and she tries to change the channel real quick and i laugh in her face its such a great feeling
people who complain about being fat r so dumb if you wanna be skinny then stop eating foods that are enjoyable and start eating rabbit food and stop doing everything u love and start doing things that suck weenie so if u want it so bad HAVE AT IT
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my awkward level today is like 746 percent i have nothing to say to anyone that is worth taking up brain space
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thepartyfowler:
so I said “america thanks you for your duties brave warrior, you may now return back to your base with pride and honor”
and i handed the pizza guy 16 dollars
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thepartyfowler:
with tears in her eyes, my sister screamed in fear, “You mixed the semi-sweet chocolate chips with the milk chocolate chips?!!?!??!!”
and i replied valiantly but timid at the same time “PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION”
and you better believe i covered that pretzel in the tainted milk chocolate and ate it so good it screamed in pleasure
crying just crying
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thepartyfowler:
Fun fact: Flamedramon is my favorite digimon because when i was little i would imagine i could turn into flamedramon and host a huge bbq and cook hamburgers with my hands and stuff so i could impress all my friends. and then on cue there would be a bad digimon that would come and try to ruin our time and i would fuck him up and everyone was in love with me
good shit
my life
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Watchthepartyfowler:
look guys I can get my sister to do anything what a fuck up
omfg this was so good i wish she died from head trauma here tho
jason derulo misses you when he’s breathing so if he’s underwater or having a breath holding contest he is so over u
im going through my archive and reblogging my favorite posts ever lets do this
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incubuschick replied to your post: are chuck norris jokes still funny
Why doesn’t chuck Norris flush the toilet? He doesn’t need to, he just scares the shit out of it.
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remember when you weren’t complaining yea me neither
id fuq with that personals tag tonite but i cant cuz everybody wants a piece of this bitch at a party tonite HoLLaHhHhHhHhHHhhh
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my mom sings to my dad about hurrying the fuck up with her breakfast its so good she just did it to whitney houstons dance with somebody and ive never been so happy
if theres anything in life better than a harry potter marathon i havent found it yet ok
exspirare:
guys i just made out with my first boy ever. omg
ofmg get it get it omfg
when that one kid sucks
if u rub mcnuggets on your nipples it feels like little alligators r licking them
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itsj-sus:
Okay horoscope, for the past month you’ve been telling me someone special is finally coming my way and guess what? I’m still single. You’re not even accurate, I’m sick as hell today and you’re telling me “thank god everything’s going great today”. You need to shuttupp.
your horoscope cant hear you it doesnt have ears this is silly
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are chuck norris jokes still funny